What is your favorite way to relieve stress?
Masturbation.
What? It is. You try it.
When masturbation is not an option, long walks with my iPod help, too. And massage.
If you had a band, what would you call yourselves?
Question submitted by Zoot.
If you could open any sort of restaurant, what would it be like?
It would be Tyka's coffeehouse in Shayara.
It's a boutique on the left side and a coffeeshop on the right; the coffeehouse is about 80% of the square footage, and the boutique is 20%. You enter through the boutique door. The boutique sells only Shayara-made goods - locally-published books and comics, CDs by local bands, handcrafted clothing. There's a door behind the cash register - that leads to Tyka's office. The other door from Tyka's office goes to the kitchens.
You walk through an archway to the coffeehouse. The floor is brick; the walls are painted in warm colors and hung with art by local artists. The tables are puzzle-pieces with dry-erase tops - they fit together for large parties. There's a mug filled with markers on every table. :) There's also a motley collection of sofas, armchairs, wooden tables, and old lamps.
The back of the coffeehouse has a small stage, perfect for concerts, plays, and Rocky Horror. To the left, a bulletin board on which one can find *anything*, the doors to the bathrooms, and the brightly-painted doors to the kitchens. To the right, the graffiti wall, covered with messages of generations. This place has been here for a long time, a fact that also shows in some of the subtle antiques scattered around. Funky lighting fixtures adorn the high ceilings.
Hi. This is my brain.
Play any instrument or speak any language, which do you choose?
Question submitted by cruftbox.vox.com.
Play any instrument. I already have aptitude with languages; I learneed Mandarin Chinese and French simultaneously in high school, and used to be semi-fluent in Hebrew. Languages are already easy!
Musical instruments, however, are a language I love but cannot speak. I love music; I speak in the music of others. But as far as playing an instrument goes, I do not have It, and I wish I did.
Elayna does. :)

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